Blank File
$5.00Price
You get a mostly-blank* text file back by email. Think of the possibilities and what you could put in it! Might be the next Great American Novel, or your shopping list, or just print extra copies when you need some blank paper to write on! Tell kids it's for their permanent record.
(* file is not actually completely blank, but you won't know what's in it until you buy it... Muahahaha)